She always seems to show me up, no matter what I do! If I wear a black cocktail dress with spaghetti straps and matching pumps, she shows up in a strapless number with stiletto heels; if I wear diamond teardrop earrings and carry a Dior handbag, she will show up with a ruby choker and carrying a Gucci--I just can't win!
It is especially galling to me because she is always making snide remarks about how I don't have as feminine an appearance as she does. I admit, I am not all girly like she is, but does she have to rub it in my face?
Anyway, what are some suggestions for how I can show her up at the dinner party?
By: Jack B, evil 'stache
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i love it!
you get her back girl!
i sugest you oh so accidently spill red wine all down her dress. Be so apologetic so everyone thinks your kind
Haha, then she has to look the fool all evening.
find out what shes wearing, wear it but double the WOWness factor. so if she wears a black dress, wear a black dress with a huge red belt. ect
good luck!
have fun
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